Listen to me recite:

Tea and Crumpets is how it started
BunjiCarb in the land of who’s the hardest
Pondering out his own origins
Thinking about his humble beginnings

He’s drinking tea, he says to me
What’s up with that tea and crumpet thing
in England anyways

I cock my eye like spock
I say Bunji man,
when you start smoking rock

He just laughs
He says,
Those Brits, those Brits, those Brits,
They be drinking that shit
like you gotta be rich

I say
Bunji man, you a fool
they be drinking tea in China too

But after that he ain’t saying much
just drinks his tea and eats his lunch
gets up and heads for the door

I say
Bunji man, where you going dog?

He says,
That aint a rhyme and leaves

BunjiCarb